This is me. Honest. You can check. I have an alibi. I never said that. The cheque is in the post. Have you met my very huge and unfriendly bodyguard?
Pretty good for a first day’s work! Image is everything – we need to see surly Sergei, so upload that one of him with the tattoos showing and the blood still warm on his canines…
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